John's Last Round of Golf

Four golfers playing a high stakes match are on the last hole.
John lips out a three foot putt to lose $1000, clutches his chest,
and drops dead on the green.

Nick looks around and asks, "Someone has to tell John's wife.
Who will it be?" They drop a tee, and it points to Phil. The
others tell him to be discreet, be gentle, and don't make a bad
situation any worse.

"Gentle? I'm the gentlest golfer you'll ever meet. I can stop
a flop shop on a dime. Leave it to me."

Phil goes over to John's house and knocks on the door. John's wife
answers the door and asks what he wants. Phil answers, "Your
husband just lost $1000 playing golf and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!", says John's wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Phil.