Top Ten Signs that Tiger Woods is Back

The swallows have returned to Capistrano.

The Treasury is printing the million dollar bill again.

Cats and dogs are sleeping together.

The Maytag repairman is lonely again.

That giant sucking sound is Nike shareholders letting out their breath.

Steve Williams goes back to being New Zealand's richest athlete.

The Hatfields and McCoys have declared peace.

Scrooge will start celebrating Christmas again.

Beauty queens can go back to wishing for world peace.

The top golf story will no longer be speculation about Tiger's return.