Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Golf Song: Addicted to Golf

A golf song parody of "Addicted to Love"

The lights are on, but you’re not home
Your mind... is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another drive... is what it takes

You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
There’s no doubt, you’re in deep
Your throat is tight, you can’t breathe
Another putt... is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth to say you... can’t get enough,
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to golf

You see the signs, but you can’t read
You’re running at... a different speed
Your heart beats... in double time
Another round, and you’ll be fine
A one track mind

You can’t be saved
A perfect shot... is all you crave
If there’s some... game for you
You don’t mind... if you do

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth to say you... can’t get enough,
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to golf

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf

Your lights are on, but you’re not home
Your will... is not your own
Your heart sweats, your teeth grind
Another round, and you’ll be fine

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth to say you... can’t get enough,
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to golf

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to golf