Obama and Innocent Child

My daddy says you're the bogey man.

Angel Cabrera, 2009 Masters Champion

Angel Cabrera is the Masters winner
As part of the honor, he gets to plan dinner
The food will be great, no one will forget it
The steak will have marks, where the jockey hit it

David Feherty, Rah, Rah

Golf announcer David Feherty
Talks about the game quite merrily
He did a commercial dressed as a cheerleader
They tried a real girl, but they didn't need her

Obama Lama

President Obama
Once played golf with the Dalai Lama
He watched the spiritual leader of Tibet
Hit long drives he won't forget

John Daly's Pants

John Daly the Wild Thing
Made big bucks with a great golf swing
But now that he's out of money
He wears pants that look real funny

The USGA Gets Tough

Weekend golfer Tom Perez pictured here with USGA agents was apprehended on his local course because he failed to take "complete relief" after dropping away from a cart path. The USGA is using high tech surveillance and random enforcement as a way to encourage golfers to learn the rules of the game.

The Obamas at the Correspondent's Dinner

First lady Michelle Obama announced that she is training for women's long driving competition.


When asked whether his wife already out drives him, the president declined to comment.

President Obama Talks Golf

I thought it would be fun sitting next to the president, but all he talks about is the birdie he made on eighteen today.

President Obama Makes a Pledge

When I make my first hole in one, I'm going to buy everyone in the country a drink.

The First Lady Supports Golf and the Environment

The First Lady began work today on a new DC area championship golf course designed by Tiger Woods. Michelle Obama says the course will have a very low carbon footprint because she's building it with nothing more than common garden tools.

President Obama Takes a Practice Swing

I'm going to need longer tees to use with this new driver Rush Limbaugh gave me.

John Daly Exposed

Hey over there. How about tossing some of those Mardi Gras beads this away?

Michelle Obama Meets the Queen

Your Highness, it should be called "The British Open," not "The Open."

Yes Michelle. Please don't hurt me.