
President Barack Obama receives a "Chia Obama--Special Edition" gift at an event in Indianapolis, May 17, 2009. The "hair" is registered Carl Spackler Bent, a grass invented by an assistant greenskeeper, and used on golf courses all over the world.

Golf is just a game. Doesn't anybody wonder what's on the president's mind right now?

Hi sweetie. If you find one that's white and round, I've been looking for it.

Rahm, have you seen my golf clubs? I've looked all over and can't find them.


I think I know where they are sir. Give me a little time to dig around, and I'll get them for you.

Really honey. I wasn't out playing golf. I was, um, in the Oval Office catching up on paperwork for five hours.


I don't care who it is Rahm. Whoever got me these golf shoes with no spikes on them is fired.

A greenskeeper named Carl
Cursed at gophers with a snarl
He tried to kill them with dynamite
But the gophers survived with delight

President Obama reacts after First Lady Michelle holes a putt and says to him, "Look honey, I made a touchdown."

A youngster helps the President keep his head still while taking a putting lesson in the Oval Office.