Monday, June 29, 2009

Chia Obama


President Barack Obama receives a "Chia Obama--Special Edition" gift at an event in Indianapolis, May 17, 2009. The "hair" is registered Carl Spackler Bent, a grass invented by an assistant greenskeeper, and used on golf courses all over the world.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Golf is Just a Game




Golf is just a game. Doesn't anybody wonder what's on the president's mind right now?



Friday, June 19, 2009

The Easter Titleist


Hi sweetie. If you find one that's white and round, I've been looking for it.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Where are my clubs?


Rahm, have you seen my golf clubs? I've looked all over and can't find them.






I think I know where they are sir. Give me a little time to dig around, and I'll get them for you.


Sunday, June 14, 2009

Barack's Got Some Explaining to Do




Really honey. I wasn't out playing golf. I was, um, in the Oval Office catching up on paperwork for five hours.




Monday, June 8, 2009

White House Trouble


I don't care who it is Rahm. Whoever got me these golf shoes with no spikes on them is fired.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Carl the Greenskeeper


A greenskeeper named Carl
Cursed at gophers with a snarl
He tried to kill them with dynamite
But the gophers survived with delight

Thursday, June 4, 2009

The President Watches the First Lady Play Golf


President Obama reacts after First Lady Michelle holes a putt and says to him, "Look honey, I made a touchdown."

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

President Obama in the Oval Office


A youngster helps the President keep his head still while taking a putting lesson in the Oval Office.