
President Obama entertains his foursome with mime by pretending that first lady Michelle is pulling him off the course by his putter.

Tiger Woods hosts a PGA tournament in the Washington, DC area, and is frequently seen in the nation's capital. Tiger was asked why he is there so often. Tiger replied, "I like to be close to my money."

John Daly attended Arkansas State university. A reporter recently asked him if he was a drop out. Daly responded, "No, I'm a Cesarean."

First lady Michelle Obama does an admirable job of looking impressed while president Obama describes a birdie putt he made earlier that day.

That reminds me. I need to shift my weight more during the backswing.