Golf Song: Riding Carts Made You Fat

A golf song parody of "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"

I met a devil woman
She took my cart away
She said I had it coming to me
That I need to lose some weight

I think that any golf is good golf
So I took what I could get
Yes, I took what I could get
And then, she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said

Riding carts made you fat
Baby, riding carts made you fat
Here's something that you're never going to forget
Baby, riding carts made you fat

And now I'm feeling better
Cause I found out for sure
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure

He said that any golf is good golf
So I took what I could get
Yes, I took what I could get
And then, she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said

Riding carts made you fat
Baby, riding carts made you fat
Here's something that you're never going to forget
You know, riding carts made you fat

Any golf is good golf
So I took what I could get
Yes, I took what I could get
And then she looked at me with her big brown eyes
And said

Riding carts made you fat
Baby, riding carts made you fat
Here's something that you're never going to forget
Baby, riding carts made you fat